Ezen eldobod az agyad: megjelent 20+1 hittétel Orbán Viktorról – rohamosan terjed

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A Facebookon terjed az a 21 hittétel, amit Orbán Viktorral kapcsolatban fogalmaztak meg. Ugyan vicces mondatokról van szó, mégis visszaköszön belőlük a fanyar, szomorú magyar valóság. Megmutatjuk őket.

1. Amikor Orbán Viktor megszületett, egy vörös csillag hullt alá a felcsúti tanácsházáról.
2. Orbán Viktor 4 másodperc alatt rakja ki a Rubik kockát a szemhéjával, úgy, hogy közben nem is pislog.
3. Orbán Viktort nem a gravitáció tartja a földön, csak szeret néha gyalog járni.
4. Chuck Norris nem fél Orbán Viktortól, de azért a biztonság kedvéért ő is rá szavazott.
5. Orbán Viktornak nincs szüksége szövetségesekre. Ő maga a szövetség!
6. Orbán Viktor csak a magasságához képest alacsony.
7. 5 gyerekéből 3-at maga Orbán Viktor szült.
8. Orbán Viktor a felcsúti pályán egyszer leszúrt egy szögletzászlót, és amikor kihúzták, nagy sugárban tört fel a tej, a méz és a kánaán.
9. Orbán Viktor egyszer mosolyt fakasztott Áder Jánosból.
10. Orbán Viktor képes járni a tejbegrízen.
11. Orbán Viktor soha nem néz kérdőn, csak felkiáltón.
12. Orbán Viktor 2 000 000 magyar szót ismer fejből, de ennél jóval többet használ.
13. Orbán Viktor egyszer szembe találta magát egy vérengző kárpáti hegyi-jetivel, Állítólag két napig folyamatosan küzdöttek, mire Viktornak sikerült betörnie a fenevadat. A jeti később Kövér László néven vált ismertté.
14. Ha valami nem sikerül elsőre 2/3-dal, akkor Te nem vagy Viktor.
15. OV-nek nincs órája, mert Ő mondja meg mennyi az idő!
16. Orbán Viktor nem épít hidat. Orbán Viktor egyesíti a két oldalt!
17. OV nem kap napszúrást. viszont a nap rosszul lesz, ha sokáig nézi.
18. Az emberek csak agyuk 10%-át használják. A maradék 90%-ot Orbán Viktor használja helyettünk!
19. Orbán Viktor nem csupán vallásos. Ő maga a vallás!
20. Orbán Viktor nem tanulni járt iskolába. Felmérte a terepet, hogy hol fognak róla tanítani!

+1. Isten magára hagyta a földet. Tudta, hogy Orbán Viktor mellett nem lenne dolga!

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