Tegyél le mindent! Olyan videót találtunk, ahol Orbán Viktor a mutyikról énekel

Ha ez nem Orbán Viktor hangja, akkor senkié… egyszerűen hihetetlen, hogy Varga Ferenc József és Aradi Tibor milyen zseniális paródiát csináltak a kormányfőről, mindezt úgy, hogy a megtévesztésig hasonlít a miniszterelnök hangjára a parodista éneke.

Varga Ferenc József írásban is szokott brillírozni. A Pesti Bulvár bloggereként számos rövid történetet írt már közéleti humor tematikában. Idézünk tőle egyet:

VIKTOR: Pista! Most mi legyen?
PISTA: Hogyhogy mi? Súlyosan elgondolkodunk.
VIKTOR: Ezt nem értem.
PISTA: Az, hogy súlyosan elgondolkodom, azt jelenti, hogy súlyosan elgondolkodom.
VIKTOR: De min, Pista? Egy év múlva választás!
PISTA: Viktor, gondolj valami szépre: hamarosan a várba költözöl, megint átadhatod a Várkert bazárt. Az évértékelődnek is milyen sikere volt. Még én is elhittem, hogy erősödünk, meg hogy Soros a hibás.
VIKTOR: Több mint negyedmillió ember ellenünk szavazott!
PISTA: Zavart ez minket valaha is?
VIKTOR: Egy évünk van, hogy megbuktassuk az ellenzéket.
PISTA: Ahhoz mi nem kellünk! És különben is: ott az OLAF-jelentés.
VIKTOR: Abban mi is érintettek vagyunk!
PISTA: De ezt a nép nem tudja, és ha rajtam múlik, nem is fogja.
VIKTOR: Az olimpia is rajtad múlt.
PISTA: Hát b.. meg, minden nekem sem sikerülhet! Inkább az eredményeimre emlékeznél.
VIKTOR: Például?
PISTA: Például rendre sikeresen megakadályozom a 3-as metró felújítását. Egyszerre hatszáz helyen tudom a fővárost feltúrni és szétzilálni a közlekedést. Nem működik az óra a Széll Kálmán téren… soroljam még?
VIKTOR: Emlékszel, amikor a buszon utaztunk?
PISTA: Igen. A szép emlékű buszozás az Andrássyn… ez most hogy jutott eszedbe?
VIKTOR: Nem tudom… csak úgy… van egy papírzsepid?
PISTA: Viktor, most miért sírsz? Ne pityeregjé” má itten nekem!
VIKTOR: Csak… csak azt hittem, hogy minden simán fog menni. Nem volt egy vérmagyar se, aki szétverte volna ezt a sok hülye aláírás-gyűjtőt? Hol voltak a kopaszok? Hol volt a sósavas-bácsi?
PISTA: Pedig az a pár bódé-szétverő egész ígéretes volt. Sebaj, Viktor. Ne sírdogálj. Figyelj… milyen szép a kis nyakkendőd…
VIKTOR: Köszi.
PISTA: Na… akarsz olimpiát? Tudod, az van, amit akarsz.
VIKTOR: NEMZETI ÜGY! AZ OLIMPIA NEMZETI ÜGY!
PISTA: Jó, azért nem kell kiabálni. Most visszavonom a pályázatot, aztán majd megint előszedjük, kész. Figyelj, miért nem csináljuk ezt a kurva olimpiát Felcsúton? A Lőrinc simán megoldaná.
VIKTOR: Mondasz valamit… igaz, a budapesti is az ő bulija lett volna.
PISTA: Tudod mit? Visszavonjuk a budapesti pályázatot és beadjuk újra Felcsút részéről.
VIKTOR: Jó… jó öltet.
PISTA: Na, már nem is sírsz.
VIKTOR: Nem. Nem szabad, hogy az orvos így lásson.
PISTA: Milyen orvos?
VIKTOR: A grazi. Ki kell mennem hozzá. Elfogyott a kakukkos tablettám. Pista, hívd fel a Lőrincet.
PISTA: Hívom, hívom. Csak nyugodj meg! És gyere haza épségben.
VIKTOR: Bár mindenki ezt kívánná.

69 Comments

  1. Ez valami eszméletlenül jó lett!
    Vetekszik a Bukás videókkal.
    Köszönjük!!!
    Talán megérjük, hogy “In memorian Orbán Viktorra, mint miniszterelnökre” címmel is hallgathatunk, nézhetünk jó videókat!

  2. ,,Ha ez nem Orbán Viktor hangja, akkor senkié…”
    Ha ez nem Varga Ferenc József hangja, akkor vágjátok le a faszomat zacskóstól!
    (Aki ebben Orbán Viktor hangját hallja, az mindenben azt hallja.)

    (-Amúgy jó!)

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