Őrület: páncélt készítettek Orbán testalkatához – ha meglátod, nem bírod ki nevetés nélkül

Orbán Viktorról több okból is eszünkbe jut Napóleon. Egyrészről azért, mert tervei, ambíciói pontosan ugyanazon a szinten vannak, mint az egykori francia vezetőnek. Másrészről pedig, mert termetét tekintve aligha mondható óriásnak. Sőt, nevezzük nevén a dolgokat, egészen kicsi emberről van szó.

Ezen a ponton fontos megjegyezni, hogy a világtörténelemben aligha volt olyan diktátor, aki kifejezetten magas lett volna. Íme a lista:

Néro császár (162 cm)
Dzsingisz kán (156 cm)
Timur Lenk (160 cm)
Bonaparte Napoleon (162 cm)
Adolf Hitler (168 cm)
Benito Mussolini (166 cm)
Joszif Visszarionovics Sztálin (165 cm)
Vlagyimir Iljics Lenin (165 cm)
Kim Dzsong Il (160 cm)
Kim Dzsong Un (162 cm)

A jó hír, hogy Orbán Viktornak is elkészült a saját méretéhez szabott páncélja:

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Ugyan ez a mém csak az interneten terjed, valljuk be, szinte látjuk az arcát a vaskalap mögött.

Ha te is úgy gondolod, hogy Orbán Viktor csak egy gonosz törpe, ez a cikk megér egy megosztást. Másrészről  a munkánkat is támogatod vele. Köszönjük szépen! 🙂

76 Comments

  1. Ez de szar. Mennyire kel lprimitiv szarnak lenni, valaki masnak a magassagan poenkodni. Rohogjunk jot a penisz mereteden! Bar latom igazan senkit sem erdekelt a “cikked”.

  2. ahol a szektatagok barna nyelvű tálibjainak az IQ-k egyezik a farok méretükkel, addig simán lehet, sőt célszerű poénkodni egy ilyen primitiv rosszindulatú köztörvényes liliputi csúti törpén:

  3. Napoleon 169 cm magas volt – ez “normál” testalkat, a többiben egyetértek. A termet károsan hat az ego-ra.

  4. Mennyi diktátor lett egy cikkben! Alacsony méretüket, a diktátori jellemükkel ellensúlyozzák. Minél kisebb, annál g€cibb!

  5. Szerinted Orbán mennyire primitív szar, amikor mindenkit lenéz, letoj, leköp, eltapos, kisemmiz és közben cinikusan röhög? Ahhoz képest ez semmi, attól függetlenül, hogy nem egy nagy poén.

  6. A G a nevedben szimplan a Geci roviditese? Nem mintha erdekelne, nem muszaJ ra valaszolnod.
    Neked semmikeppen nem kell szegyenkezned, en pedig buszke vagyok a miniszterelnokomre.

  7. Ha FIGECIS lennék , még ” álamfő ” is lehetnék , mikor zártad ennyire , a szívedbe , elvtársnő ? 🙁 Amikor még a , FIGEC , leánykori neve : MSZMP volt ? 🙁 Aztán mindanyian , Soros-pribékek , következett az EU Liberális Internacionálé 1992-2000 , amikor az alelnöke is volt , most meg hithű keresztény ! 🙁 Melyik ” álomás ” volt , https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0e034b5b4802af18d32a08f127b9f75dc00735d501b4f3c12d4225747067c758.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fdf09286ba35ec2f7736d5bf6489747c8dd41884e366f29e8a7b527cf8b28683.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d1c5fde7095249a7ca774873a6499ff4aeb1c2e636fa62192cfa7fbd9491ecda.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/19e0d2a9796748d627f1c30f528d4bb4f8bfce53f8c29a27ea864e167530af09.jpg a meggyőző ? 🙂 Persze , egy kibicnek , semmi sem drága ! 🙁

  8. Te jobban tennéd ha befognád! Nem is itt élsz magyarföldön! Milyen mini szterelnöködről dumálsz? Vidd oda magadhoz Kanadába. Akkor a tied lehet. Minden nap kinyalhatod legalább a valagát, egész a meleg szarig! Idióta!

  9. Kuss cica. Tudtad hogy a magadfajta dobtaras, munkasorok ideje elmult? Tudom visszasirod Kadar elftarsat, de nem lesz tobbet olyan. Ne szomorkodj, torodj bele. Demokracia van! Es most kuss innen!

  10. Diktatúra van baromarcú. Csak nem látod mert a cigószart nyalod ki a vezéred seggéből. Fülig benne vagy. De nem baj. Jó helyen vagy ott. Oda való vagy

  11. Egy nemzet sem parsztkodik ennyit a miniszterelnökével. Ez,hogy egymást próbálják túllicitálni egyesek a pofátlanságban,egyáltalán nem humoros,inább megalázó Magyarországra nézve.Vegyetek példát az osztrákokról,milyen kultúráltan politizálnak,és beszélnek egymással! Ez,egy büdös proli stílus,ami itt megy.

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