Koldus és királyfi – magyar feldolgozás (felnőtt mese, csak erős idegzetűeknek)

Egy tanmesével állt elő az Európa Blokk. Az egyetlen probléma csak az, hogy ez nem is annyira meseszerű, mint amennyire elsőnek tűnik, de ha végigolvassuk, kiderül, hogy lassan egy mesebeli történet hitelesebb tükör lehet a fésülködőasztalunknál is.

Hol volt, hol nem, élt egyszer egy közép-dunántúli kis faluban egy politikus, aki már a 89-es fordulatok zavarosában is ügyesen halászott, így hamar rátalált az aranyhalra, és célirányos kívánságai által szépen építgette a karrierjét, miközben jól megszedte magát… Ugyanebben a faluban élt egy víz-gázszerelő is, aki a napi 24 órás munkájával sem tűnt ki a kisvállalkozók több százezres táborából (sőt, volt az úgy is, hogy tönkrement…).

Mivel a politikus és a víz-gázszerelő gyerekkorukban együtt fociztak a réten, a politikussá serdült ifjúnak pedig vastagon kent vajból volt kenyere és szíve – és mert úgy ildomos, hogy a politikus szegény legyen, a vállalkozó pedig gazdag -, egyszer csak elhatározták, hogy az addig megszerzett vagyonkájukat elcserélik egymás között. Úgy is lett…

Teltek múltak az évek, a politikusból miniszterelnök lett. Harcos erőfeszítései ellenére azonban hiába erősödött az ország, az csak a víz-gázszerelőre (meg néhány egyszer(h)ű jóemberre) volt jótékony hatással, ugyanakkor a politikus egyre csak szegényedett, sőt, hamarosan koldusbotra is jutott. Hiába rajongott érte az ország 45%-ának a 98 %-a, a mimagyarok lelkes hada, a víz-gázszerelőtől kapott vagyonka csak fogyott, és egyre fogyott…

De nem úgy ám a mostanra polihisztorrá fejlődött víz-gázszerelőé! Az ő szerencsecsillaga úgy ragyog, hogy az minden mimagyar szemét elhomályosítja! Hiába lopott a pénz, arra is igaz, hogy ha hozzá még többet lopnak, akkor abból is csak még több PÉNZ lesz. … Meg kastély. Meg terepjáró és luxusjacht. Ja, meg stadion és focicsapat. De még kisvasút is. És jó sok föld, meg disznóól és svájci bankszámla is. Meg minden, ami a nagyvállalkozói élethez és falujában a kiskirályságához kell…

Mikor a koldussá lett politikus már egyre kevésbé bírta elviselni a reá és kedves feleségére, no meg a még otthon nélkülöző négy szegény gyermekére nehezedő nyomort, elhatározták, hogy felköltöznek a Budai Várba. Úgy is történt. Jöttek is a világ minden tájáról a legjobbnál is jobb építőmesterek, hogy a teraszról majd szép kilátás legyen. Alagutat is fúrtak, hogyha véletlenül tűzvész (vagy törökvész, vagy népvész, vagy valami ilyesmi…) törne ki, akkor azon át lehessen a Duna partra lemenekülni. Új enteriőr is került a palotába: szép aranyszálas függöny textíliák, és csillárok üvegkristályból, antik barokk bútorok, valódi perzsaszőnyegek. A fürdőszoba és a wc márványból, az ebédlőben az étkészletek pedig ezüstből, aranyból…  Mindezt – mivel ő maga vagyontalan volt – a néptől beszedett adókból, az oktatásból és az egészségügyből elvont pénzforrásokból, de még az eu-támogatásokból is jutott belőle.

Ahogy telt múlt az idő, a nagy mű végre elkészült. A mimagyarok újra a politikust választották meg miniszterelnöknek (a választás részleteit – tán ez volt a 3. kívánsága aranyhalhoz – ne kérdezze senki…). Aztán meg mivel a miniszterelnöki poszt nagyon macerás, és mert már úgyis a királyi palotában lakott az igen kedves feleségével, hajadon gyereklányaival és az evangelizáló kisherceggel, ezért elhatározta: innentől kezdve ő maga lesz a király…

Így lett a Soros-palántából nincstelen miniszterelnök, majd királyi uralkodó. És mivel egy királynak nem illik szegénynek lennie, ezért most azon töri magát, hogy a víz-gázszerelővel elcserélt, és azóta az egekbe felhizlalt vagyonkáját hogyan is tudná visszacserélni minden feltűnés nélkül… Aztán nehogy bárki is azt higgye, hogy az új király a hozzá mindig is hű víz-gázszerelőjét cserbenhagyta volna. Á, dehogy! Végkielégítésként televízió csatornával, szállodalánccal és még kitudja mi minden földi jóval busásan megjutalmazta. Éppen úgy, ahogyan az egy feudális hűbéruralmi rendszerben lenni szokott…

Majd elfejeltettem: Történt egyszer – még a királlyá koronázás előtt -, hogy a politikus családja milliárdos adósságba keveredett… A mi víz-gázszerelő mesterünk volt az, aki kihúzta őt a “igen onnan”  – hűsége és odaadása jeléül -, mert a minap csak éppen belenyúlt az egyik mellényzsebébe, és egy gáláns mozdulattal kiegyenlítette a tartozást.

Így tehát most már mesehőseink  – a mimagyarok is – örökké boldogan élnek, amíg meg nem halnak.

Híjnye, azt a malac kurta farkincáját!  Itt a vége, fuss el véle! Ha nem hiszed, hogy mese volt, járj

95 Comments

  1. Csak egy a bibi… Ezt a “királyfit” a zsidók (Soros Gyuri bácsi és csipet-csapata) rakták össze.
    Az alapanyagot, hogy cigány, erőszakos, identitástalan, jellemtelen faccopó…azt “otthonról” a putriból hozta.

  2. A zsidózás teljesen felesleges! Soros egy demokratikus fiatalt látott benne ezért támogatta! Ma ő pont Sorost támadja a legjobban! Tehát ne azt vonjuk felelőségre aki segíteni próbált. Hasonló a helyzet Merkellel is aki szintén támogatta. Köszönetképpen hátba szúrja!

  3. Soros, saját bevallása szerint zsidó és náci. !!!

    Orbán saját bevallása szerint zsidó !!!

    Én saját bevallásom szerint Magyar !!!

    Ez így az “előzmények…”
    Nem éltem a holokauszt idején, mégis bűnös vagyok, mert Magyar vagyok, és azt ígérik a zsidók, hogy az ükunokám is az lesz… !!!

    Fizetni fog holtáig.

    Úgyhogy hátrébb az agarakkal…

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