A magyarok nem szopnak! Így neveli a tankönyv a diákokat

Fotó: Economist

Sokféle tankönyvi ábrát láttunk már, ami hagy némi kivetnivalót maga után, de arra még nem volt példa, hogy ennyire direkten neveljék a diákokba, hogy a magyarok nem csüngnek Németország, az EU vagy bárkinek a csecsén.

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Ha valaki azt gondolná, hogy egy megtévesztő képről van szó, el kell keserítenem, ugyanis ez az Oktatáskutató és Fejlesztő Intézet, 2016. F. Kusztor Adél – Pokk Péter – Szőllősy László: Földrajz 8. Tankönyv ISBN: 978-963-682-918-6 6. fejezet: Németország földrajza – Közép-Európa óriása 146. oldalán található feladat része.

Nyolcadik osztályban megtanulják a gyerekek, hogy Németország fizeti be a legtöbb pénzt a közösbe, és hogy más országok szopják le a tejét. A magyar malac azonban huncut mosollyal eszeget (hány?) miközben mindenki más élősködik.

Mi az üzenet? Mi a feladat jó megoldása?

Vagy az, hogy a magyarok különcködnek, és nem kívánnak részt venni a közös vacsorán, vagy az, hogy nekünk csak morzsák jutnak, mert Németország nem enged hozzájutni minket a javakhoz, esetleg a többi nemzet taszít el minket a csecses vályútól. Nem derül ki pontosan, de akármit is válaszol a diák, az érdemjegye attól függ majd, hogy a javítótanár mit gondol az Európai Unióról, Magyarország nemzetközi helyzetéről, vagy egyáltalán erről a feladatról.

Az pluszfeladat, hogy vajon az ábra tervezője miért rontotta el Belgium zászlaját, mert ez nem derül ki a szövegből, sem a képből. Ember legyen a talpán, aki megfejti, minek kell ez a tankönyvbe.

Sajnos mi nem gondolunk semmi jóra…

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  2. egyszerű, az egy ferde német disznó ott, nem belga. mondjuk akkor a magyar meg lehet, hogy igazából egy olasz… 😀
    a kép narratívája részemről: az olasz disznó annyira szélsőjobbos, hogy a bal oldalára csúszott a zászló a hátáról, emiatt nem lehetett a pályázatra úgy befotózni, hogy ne magyarnak látsszon…

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